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Post by !? EUPHORIA on Mar 16, 2012 9:42:48 GMT -5
"CALM DOWN?!" i screached, because it was getting hotter and hotter every second that i stood here, and i was getting more and more paranoid. calm down. ha! as if. i glanced up just in time to see a woman in some insanely tall heels striding towards us, shimmering in the oven-hot air. "am i seeing things, orrrr?" i asked, pointing to the figure bearing down on us quick. wasn't she just around the corner? how could she be so close now...?
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Post by .iridescent. on Mar 16, 2012 17:21:21 GMT -5
his reply was twice as intense as mine. "FINE THEN. DON'T CALM DOWN!" i shouted just as loud as he had. christ. not an insanely cool move, but he was freaking me out more than i was already. when he asked me if he was seeing things, i huffed. yeah, probably. but i looked over and sure enough, there was this woman with like, twenty foot high heels. i was immediatley jealous. she was moving towards us quickly, and i shifted from foot to foot. "uhm, yeah. unfortunatley i see her too. should we... run?"
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Post by !? EUPHORIA on Mar 16, 2012 18:05:57 GMT -5
if i could sweat, then i would be a puddle on the side walk. it was that insanely hot. but the woman just kept coming, and i did the one eyebrow raised expression, 'cause i am a multitalented motherfucker. "HI. DO YOU BY CHANCE, HAVE A MAP?" i screamed at her, then the air got even hotter. if that was possible. she just kept coming, and now she was close enough for me to see that she was decked out in leather. chicks these days.
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Post by .iridescent. on Mar 16, 2012 20:16:14 GMT -5
okay. it didn't feel right walking around without a shirt on, so i pulled my tank top away from my body, enjoying the slight coolness while it lasted. i winced when christian screamed at the chick, who now was in perfect view. and wearing all leather. first of all, with all that leather she might as well be an over-sized redneck wallet. second of all, how was she not just dropping dead in that outfit? it was like, plus one hundred out here.
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Post by !? EUPHORIA on Mar 16, 2012 20:28:23 GMT -5
"hestia, christian." the brunette hissed as she drew closer, and i just about fell over. THATS MY NAME. "uhm. hi." i said, wary. she must have been like, toasting in all that leather or somethin', cause i was ready to liquify right then and there.
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Post by .iridescent. on Mar 16, 2012 20:33:07 GMT -5
i studied her up and down. "yeah, that's me," i said in a monotone voice. "but seriously. how are you not dieing in all that leather?" please, people. let's get our priorities straight, here. the fate of human kind depends on it. well, probably not. but it should.
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Post by !? EUPHORIA on Mar 16, 2012 20:37:42 GMT -5
the chick jsut leveled a stare on hestia that would murder baby bunnies, kick kittens, and start candy stores on fire all on its own, then turned to me. "damien sent me." she said, and i froze. oh shiiiiiit, damien? that name i deffinitely knew.
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Post by .iridescent. on Mar 16, 2012 20:41:57 GMT -5
okay, fine. don't answer my question then. like. it's not important at all. then she mentioned some sort of damien dude, but to be honest i had no idea who that was. i considered asking but i was pretty sure i had already put some orphanages at stake here.
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Post by !? EUPHORIA on Mar 16, 2012 20:48:58 GMT -5
"tell him to go to hell." i snapped, and she laughed. "he is in hell." oh, fuck. right. i forgot about that..... "what does he want, then?" i asked, suddenly suspicious. "he wants you to go get him out." she snorted, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. oooohhhhh.
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Post by .iridescent. on Mar 16, 2012 21:00:52 GMT -5
i sat there, arms folding, waiting for them to finish. damien, damien, damien. didn't ring a bell for me. "who's damien?" i finally asked. well, curiosity killed the cat. at least i wasn't a cat, literally.
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Post by !? EUPHORIA on Mar 16, 2012 21:04:06 GMT -5
"he's my brother." i muttered, and the chick laughed. "his fallen angel brother who got himself trapped in hell and now wants christian's help getting out." she grinned, and i sneered. "i was always the smart one...."
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Post by .iridescent. on Mar 16, 2012 21:06:49 GMT -5
i nodded carefully. "a brother. okay." well. funny what you learned from a chick in leather in the desert. interesting facts. i was feeling pretty immature today, though. "okay. if you're the smart one i really hate to meet your brother. why should you help him out anyways?" and how did we not end up in hell?
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Post by !? EUPHORIA on Mar 16, 2012 21:16:17 GMT -5
"ouch." the new chick laughed, and i shot hestia a venemous look. stupid blondie. "he saved my life when we were little, and now i owe him one." i said, licking one of my lip rings nervously and flicking my bangs from my eyes.
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Post by .iridescent. on Mar 16, 2012 21:28:10 GMT -5
so yeah. maybe i should just shut my mouth, but i always have something to say. "then... we should get him out of hell then." yeah. that's pretty much all i've got.
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Post by !? EUPHORIA on Mar 16, 2012 21:34:25 GMT -5
"oh really hestia? you think so?" i snapped, rendered to pure bitchiness by the overwhelming heat. "so, you ready to go?" the chick asked, and didn't wait for an answer. she reached out and grabbed my arm, as well as hestia's, and suddenly we were POOF. gone. landing ass-first on black sand, i groaned and flopped backwards. WELCOME TO HELL.
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